Throw away your Rolex, your Vacheron, and your Patek Philippe's. (and please let us know where you threw them) It's time to own the most desirable watch on the planet -- the one-- the only -- BACON WATCH!!! If you're a fan of bacon, this is the timepiece for you. The strap looks like delicious bacon slices and the face of the watch shows a happy piece of bacon waving hello. (No doubt, he'll be less happy once he's tos... More Information

You can order Roses for your sweetheart or you can send her chocolates. Let's face it, those gestures are pretty unoriginal. Switch things up with some Bacon candies and a few of these Bacon Scented Roses! Each Rose smells like a delicious piece of crispy Bacon. She'll instantly sprout hearts in her eyes and love you like a smoky piece of Bacon. Heck, even Cupid's arrows aren't as powerful as these Roses. He'll t... More Information

Don't you wish the world was made of bacon? We would wear bacon clothes and drive bacon cars. We'd live in houses made of bacon and sit on bacon furniture. And anytime we wanted some delicious bacon, all we would have to do it reach out and grab a hunk of the bacon sofa and chew on it. Unfortunately, except for certain parts of Uruguay, the world is not made of bacon. But we have the next best thing. These Bacon Flavor... More Information

Let it Sizzle like delicious crispy Bacon on a platter! Only this isn't a meal, it's yummy, sweet Candy that actually sizzles on your tongue. You can feel and hear it popping like Pop Rocks but it has the taste of smoky Bacon. Will you fall in love all over again? Yes, it'll be love at first Sizzle. You'll get two pocket-sized pouches of Candy in each package. ... More Information

The best little Crackers in the world are here to challenge your taste buds! They look like long, dinner Crackers but when you bite, the taste is all Bacon! They'll entrance you with their smoky crispness and gritty snap. Everyone will want to chow on these Sticks and even pass on their dinners. They'll be the best new snack to hit your table, and everywhere else you go since they come in a handy, little snack box.... More Information

This breathtaking Mix was created for salads, dips, fries and just about anything your heart can dream of. With an unmistakable Bacon edge to the classic Ranch flavor, you'll never be able to go back to regular old Dips. In fact, your foods simply won't accept it. They'll toss those old Dips onto the floor the moment you're not looking.

Vegetarian Kosher - Dairy Gluten free and no ADDED MSG Makes 16 fl ... More Information

Get your hands on something bizarre and unusual in the Bacon world! This Soda Bacon looks like Bacon, even though two pieces are orange and purple, but tastes like delicious, fizzy, Soda. Checkout the 3 Bacon strips in this pack and you'll be Soda-obsessed! But is it Bacon or is it Soda? ... More Information

This Bacon Hot Chocolate will keep you warm and toasty all winter long. It's delicious and tastes like your two favorite things: Bacon and Chocolate. Pour yourself a cup and dirt away!... More Information

The Bacon Gods have shone upon you once again and granted you the most delicious Gravy known to man! Enjoy this Gravy with biscuits, turkey, Ham, Vegetables, and anything else you want. The only warning I have for you is that it'll be really, really hard to not put this Gravy on something once you get a taste. Be warned!

Vegetarian Kosher - Dairy (OU) NO ADDED MSG Makes 1 cup of the most delicious bacon-... More Information

The most delicious flavor in the world, exactly where it belongs... in your mouth! This Lip Balm may not stay on your Lips for long but you can always re-apply. It harbors the scent of fresh, smoked, Bacon and will have you constantly craving breakfast. You'll be sniffing the air like the dog from the "Beggin' Strips" commercials and there's no shame in that. Bacon holds some crazy power and not many people can exp... More Information

Wouldn't it be great to eat bacon in a classroom, during a board meeting, or even at a funeral? Sadly, you can't. In fact, there are literally thousands of places where it would be inappropriate to eat bacon. (A Bar Mitzvah, for instance.) Well, we've found an amazing substitute called Uncle Oinker's Bacon Mints. Each mint tastes like a scrumptious slice of crispy bacon, with a slight hint of mint to give it some extra... More Information

New car scent' is so 1990, Fresh Bacon is all you need in this century! These strips can go anywhere you want: from the dashboard to the boardroom. People will sizzle when they catch a glimpse and whistle when they catch a whiff. No one's stealing your thunder this time, Bacon or break'em! Approximately 6" of goodness.... More Information

Diamonds are a girls best friend. Well, to girls that haven't had a bacon candy necklace it is. This awesome piece of candy jewelry has a fantastic bacon medallion in the center. Not only will it catch a park lover's eye, it also tastes just like delicious bacon. Definitely not a candy for the vegetarian lover, but a bacon lover will lick this up in no time. ... More Information

It's time to wrap yourself up for the holidays. Wrap yourself in something good and yummy. Get your friends and family a Gift Bag that's just as good for you as it is for them. Staring deeply into the Bacon will make you forget how much you spent on their gift. Perhaps too much or even too little. Perhaps there's nothing in the Bag at all. Maybe your complete devotion to the Bacon made you forget the very reason ... More Information

The Holidays are coming and they smell like Bacon. Nothing ever felt as right as these delicious treats. A candy that tastes like Bacon and can hang just about anywhere for easy access. So much good stuff; now you can pass these out as holiday gifts and NO one will even pay attention to the new car your sister just got. While they are freaking out about this amazing Candy, you can slip away in her brand new automob... More Information

One of the drawbacks of flossing is removing pieces of meat from between your teeth. Sure, that's the whole point -- But when you floss, you're depriving your mouth of that lingering meat flavor that could otherwise last for days.Bacon Floss is a brilliant invention that solves that problem once and for all. It's actual dental floss infused with the delightful flavor of crispy, fried bacon. Hmmmm, hmmmmm. As you floss ... More Information

This ultra-sleek Mustache will self-adhere to your upper lip and fill your nostrils and the nostrils of those with whom you converse. Everyone will float on clouds of Bacon into a vast sky of delicious Bacon-y goodness. Plus, you can say just about anything since people will fall into a hypnotic state of Bacon love. ... More Information

Need some more bacon flavor in your life? Stupid.com has the answer... Bacon Gumballs are tasty little gumballs that capture the savory goodness of smoked bacon. You heard us correctly... just pop one or two of these round beauties into your mouth and chew away. In no time at all, your bacon cravings will be a thing of the past. And if that isn't weird enough, you can even blow bacon-flavored BUBBLES! Bacon Gumballs co... More Information

If you like your food a bit spicy, you'll love this Jalapeño Bacon Salt. It adds a great kick to any dish while keeping things Bacon-y. Just imagine this Salt on your nachos, french fries, hamburger, or even your edamame. This stuff is actually vegetarian and has the full power of Bacon without a piece in it. ... More Information

If you love new and adventurous Popcorn flavors you'll love this new Cheddar Bacon Popcorn! It's probably the best thing you'll ever have, not to be overdramatic or anything. Movie theater Popcorn will seem pathetic and tasteless after you've indulged on this stuff. You'll get 3 packs per package and I guarantee they'll be gone in a matter of minutes.

Vegetarian / Vegan Kosher - Parve Gluten Free Makes... More Information

Get your fresh, crispy Bacon sheets here! Make sure everything you serve is Bacon coated with delicious Bacon Gift Wrap. It's layers upon layers of Real Bacon on each sheet. No, not actual Bacon but real, photos of Bacon piles. It's sure to make everyone's cholesterol levels fly out the roof with one glance but it'll be so worth it. Talk about a Gift Wrap overshadowing the gift. This one takes the cake... More Information

This delicious flavoring of Bacon Salt will have you licking your lips double time. It's the spices of delicious Bacon flavor intermingled with tangy Cheddar Cheese flavors. ... More Information

Get your paperwork nice and crispy with this Bacon Scotch Tape. It comes in a regular sized dispenser and even looks like regular Tape until you pull it out and stick it all over! About 100 feet per roll.... More Information

As if original Bacon wasn't good enough, here's a taste explosion in Applewood Bacon flavor. It's sweet yet smoky and oh so delicious. You'll love to add it to pies, burgers, soufflés, salads, glazes, mashed potatoes, and pretty much everything else. Like all the other Bacon Salts, this one is vegetarian too. ... More Information

This delicious and tasty Salt flavoring will have you screaming out for more Bacon! It's an easy addition to any food, snack or even dessert. It adds a smokey, savory taste of Bacon to anything. You'll be surprised just how well Bacon goes with every food imaginable. ... More Information

You've been waiting your entire life for a candy this stupid. Well, that wait is over. Friends, get on your knees and pay homage to the stupidest candy to grace our web page in eons... Uncle Oinker's GUMMY BACON That's right. America's favorite smoked-meat product has been reproduced as a tasty candy. Uncle Oinkers Gummy Bacon comes packaged the same way as real bacon. In fact, it even LOOKS like real bacon. But ra... More Information

This Bacon Tape is an excellent choice for holding together gift wrap. Why? Because it combines taste and class and makes a beautiful gift for any bacon lover, pretty much 99% of the population.... More Information

Bacon is the most prized item in the world. It is hailed for its unmatched flavor across the universe and even worshiped in some religions. Maybe it's time you take the time to get to know Bacon on a different level. Start brushing those teeth every morning with Bacon freshness. No more mint or spearmint, or mint-burst, or extra, extra, mint, flavors for you my friend. You can now have what you so deserve... somet... More Information

Sports teams and people will always let you down, but you know what's always there for you? BACON! How do you show your support for the world's most delicious, dependable food? Just display this 20" felt pennant and let the world know where you stand when it comes to meat candy. Features our personification of bacon, Mr. Bacon. ... More Information

People who like bacon in moderation can eat the regular Bacon Candy Cane, but now, at long last, the bacon-obsessed have a better alternative. This Jumbo Bacon Candy Cane is so large that if there were a king of bacon, this would be his scepter. It's bacon-y Christmas perfection; the perfect stocking stuffer for the meat lover in your life. Warning: While this looks like a baton carried by the bacon police, it should n... More Information

Bring home the Bacon and spread it all over your favorite foods. If your first reaction was horror then you?re not alone. We weren?t sure what to think of this item before we tried it. However, horror quickly turned into pure and utter helplessness because this stuff is GOOOOD. Only a genius could invent something with a real taste of Bacon that goes great with everything from bananas to french fries. It?s actuall... More Information

The time to play with your bacon! Sharpen your poker skills with this deck of Bacon Recipes Playing Cards. Great fun for bacon fans! Each card features a different bacon recipe. You will be craving bacon! ... More Information

Use this delicious Bacon Rub to season and flavor your favorite dishes. It's a dry rub with a deep Bacon essence. It's all natural, and uses a very unique blend of gourmet herbs, spices and granulated brown sugar for an unreal bacon-on-the-grill flavor. It can be used to flavor almost any meal, even bacon itself! I mean, how can you go wrong with extra-Bacon flavored Bacon strips!?... More Information

How dare you offer me another stale thin mint when you could be offering something delicious. These Candies will eradicate the thin mints, mint wafers, hard candies in that weird yellow wrapping or those old restaurant mints you keep for reasons unknown. Pop open the Tin of the Gods and savor the flavor of pure Bacon. The Bacon angels will shower you with greasy wonder and Bacon bits. You could equate the experienc... More Information

Get squeaky clean and extra fresh with Bacon Scented Soap! You will make your mornings oh so delicious and your evenings too. In fact, every moment of every day will be mouth-wateringly excellent. This fantastic creation comes in a collectible tin which definitely adds to the hilarity of this particular swine epidemic.... More Information

What's better than a bacon-flavored jelly bean? How about SIXTY bacon-flavored jelly beans?! That's what you get inside each bacon-shaped tin of Bacon Beans. Imagine -- No need for a griddle or frying pan. Whenever you're in the mood for bacon, just pop a couple of bacon beans into your mouth, use you imagination a little, and you'll satisfy that bacon craving. Bacon Beans come in a really cool 6-inch metal tin shap... More Information

Shiny, crispy, Bacon for all to enjoy. With it"s red glittery meat and gold glistening fatty portions, everyone will celebrate in it"s supreme glory. Time to hang it from the tree, perched upon the noble leaf. Time to hang it in the car, like a rear view mirror star. Hang it upon the fireplace hearth, with hopes of bringing peace on earth. For Santa comes in all his glory to discover your new Christmas story. Gli... More Information

The next time you have a cut or scrape, slap a strip of bacon on it. Sound ridiculous? Well, it is, but that doesn't mean you can't do it. Bacon Strips Adhesive Bandages are genuine sterile bandages that look like strips of raw bacon. Why purchase a pathetic Band-Aid or paltry Curad, when you can put some pork on your punctured pinky? (It took us two hours to write the previous line, but I think you'll agree it was wo... More Information

Get your facts straight with the Bacon Facts Tin Sign. Fact: Bacon is delicious. Fact: Bacon goes with everything. Fact: Bacon has it's own holiday. Fact: You need this sign in your kitchen. ... More Information

The time to play with your bacon! Sharpen your poker skills with this deck of Bacon Playing Cards. Great fun for bacon fans! Each card features a different bacon themed design. You will be craving bacon! ... More Information

To be professional, you gotta have a Tie, right? Ties can be boring, hard to put on and take off, and downright constricting. Now you can make those lame old Ties a thing of your past. These Ties look just like real ones BUT they're Stick-on, fabric Stickers! They thin, lightweight, non-constricting, and have some gnarly prints that'll make the office go: "Uhhh Huhhh." Choose from Dill Pickles, Bacon, Beer, "Hell... More Information

Let your Bacon love Sizzle at all times. Whenever you think of Bacon, press this Keychain and hear the sweet sound of crispy, delicious Sizzling Bacon. Will you be overwhelmed by your love for Bacon? Yes. And what's wrong with that? Nothing. The Keychain is made of soft, plush materials and is a great way to control any situation. Simply let the Bacon strip Sizzle and watch as people submit to anything you say. ... More Information

Don't panic there's bacon! Your guests will breathe a sigh of relief when they see this Keep Calm Eat Bacon Tin Sign. The only catch is that you have to actually provide the bacon for your guests. Don't worry just keep calm, eat bacon,...see how it works!... More Information

Make Bacon, Not War! Sage words from this tin sign, we should all take this advice into consideration. War is boring, bad and not fun. Bacon is fun, crispy, salty and delicious. Bacon wins! ... More Information

The time to play with your Bacon is here! Play a hand of Bacon Cards like your deck was sizzling. These Cards will usher the aroma of fresh Bacon into your nostrils and all over your life. Ok, they don't actually sizzle or smell but they sure look like they do. The Casrds have a wavy Bacon shape and an all over Bacon appeal. All the suits are dressed in snazzy Bacon attire. You'll be begging to take a bite. ... More Information

Give someone a gift that'll make 'em cringe. Give them something so lame and horrific that they'll question your friendship or relation to you. Make them hate your guts and spiral into unhappiness. That is until they open the Box to reveal a very different and very desirable gift. All their spiteful thoughts will vanish and you'll be rolling on the floor. This hilarious gift box is beautifully crafted with bizarre... More Information

This Chocolate Bacon Strip pack consists of delicious white Chocolate with crunchy pieces of Bacon flavored Candies mixed inside. You'll get three Strips of Candy so good, it'll make regular Bacon seem plain and uninteresting. Impossible? Think again!... More Information

The Bacon Kozy is real and it's all shades of amazing! Your drink is gonna look like 300 times better than it should. You should put this Kozy over every drink you have. Well, at least put it over a glass of water, we hear you haven't been getting enough of the clear stuff. You can have your Kozy with you at all times, even when real Bacon is nowhere to be found. Even though we all know that could never happen, ri... More Information

Set loose on the seven Bacon Seas this year with this "I Heart Bacon" 2015 Wall Calendar. The strips will literally fly off the skillet and onto your Calendar so make sure to keep it away from the stove. Each month is a full 2-page spread full of funny, Bacon facts and tidbits of knowledge. You'll be really darn hungry every time you check your Calendar but it could be worse, right? Perhaps attach a bag with Bacon ... More Information

Let every hour be Bacon hour with this 4-piece Bacon coaster set. This serving of Bacon will keep your guests from leaving ring stains on your table. Great for parties! Officially licensed, makes a perfect gift for Bacon lovers!... More Information